“WE NEED TO RESET OUR JAWS” – Coach O The piece on Coach O that dropped on The Athletic this week is an absolute masterpiece. Just brilliant journalism. The man throwing haymakers into his own face cause he’s so freaking hyped up, is the type of energy we’re bringing to blog the rest of the […]
Read More CFB Week 6 PicksPREMIUM CONTENT??? Can that be defined? Still to be determined? According to the record, this year’s been less than stellar. 19-24-1 ATS is obviously not where we wanted to be at this point in the season. In fact, as I stated last week, this is unchartered territory for us. So where do we go from […]
Read More CFB Week 5 PicksEX-PECT-TATIONS There’s really nothing quite like eating a few shit-sandwiches to kick off the college football betting season. We went 4-6 ATS last week, to bring us to 5-7 on the year. But hell. We’ve been here before. If you remember, we started off last season 7-12 ATS before ripping off like 8 or 9 […]
Read More CFB Week 2 PicksConsistency… Ah. ‘The Secret’ to success (Oprah, you and I both know its much more than mere visualization. Shame on you for such blatant dishonesty). There’s no ability more vital to achieving your maximum potential than reliability. Show me someone that shows up day in and day out, works hard at their craft, and does […]
Read More CFB Week 1 PicksA-Rob’s Preseason Top 25 Clemson Alabama LSU Oklahoma Georgia Michigan Texas Ohio State Washington Notre Dame Utah Oregon Penn State Auburn Texas A&M Florida Iowa State Iowa Michigan State Missouri TCU Miami Tennessee Virginia Memphis Futures Win Total Bets: (Already provided on myself and Dingo’s Instagram @doscappers. Give us a follow on there if you […]
Read More A-Rob’s Preseason Top 25 + Future Bets + Week 0 PicksFirst and foremost, I have a responsibility. People rely on me. Look to me for guidance. Like some degenerate, American Buddha endowed with sports gambling wisdom (some have gone as far as to declare me a prophet. I don’t confirm their accusations, but neither do I deny). And I don’t take that shit lightly. It […]
Read More A-Rob’s Comprehensive Guide on How to be a Successful Sports BettorA Tortured Fanbase In all sports, the emphasis is placed on the ending. But you’d be hard pressed to find one with more importance wrapped up in the finish than college basketball. All those weekday winter nights spent kicking ass. That six week stretch at the top of the polls. For what? The eyes of […]
Read More Vols are a Government Experiment + Bracket Gloating + Final Four PicksOf course changes have to made. When a golfer gets cold on the greens, he audibles to a new putter. I’ve made a call to my bullpen and substituted my Dell computer in for my Mac. The Mac was sleek and sexy but this baby is my original work horse. My OG writing instrument. Just […]
Read More Sweet Sixteen Picks + AnalysisRanking Regions Hardest to Easiest Midwest: Top heavy with two heavyweight cheaters in UNC and UK (Wildcats also have ties to the illuminati). Both teams have had perhaps the highest level of overall tournament success in recent years along with Villanova. Features Iowa State and Kansas (2 of the top 3 Big12 teams). I wouldn’t sleep […]
Read More NCAA Tourney 1st Round Gambling Picks + Full BracketWhen I was in college (early 2010s), our conspiracy theories were wild, but not as wild as these Gen Zers’. While we debated if 9/11 was an inside job, and cleared our schedules to watch the newest episode of ‘Finding Bigfoot’, kids these day legitimately think the Earth is flat. No joke, I asked one […]
Read More Super LIII Betting Spectacular + A-Rob’s Conspiracy Corner
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