CFB Week 6 Picks

“WE NEED TO RESET OUR JAWS” – Coach O The piece on Coach O that dropped on The Athletic this week is an absolute masterpiece. Just brilliant journalism. The man throwing haymakers into his own face cause he’s so freaking hyped up, is the type of energy we’re bringing to blog the rest of the […]

CFB Week 4 Picks

There are two types of people in this world. There are sheep (sheeple). And there are wolves. The sheeple are not necessarily a cowardly type. I have heard about and seen various sheeple act as brave as a human being can be. They are often very fastidious in their beliefs, not to mention their capability […]

CFB Week 1 Picks

Consistency… Ah. ‘The Secret’ to success (Oprah, you and I both know its much more than mere visualization. Shame on you for such blatant dishonesty). There’s no ability more vital to achieving your maximum potential than reliability. Show me someone that shows up day in and day out, works hard at their craft, and does […]

Breaking Down 2019 Vols + Win Total Bet

“Life isn’t about finding yourself, its about creating yourself” – Bob Dylan If you haven’t caught Martin Scorsese’s Bob Dylan documentary on Netflix, give it a shot, its worth your time. Fascinating persona. Call it talent, creative ability, or what-have-you, but if you notice, a select few artists seem to operate on a whole other […]

Vols are a Government Experiment + Bracket Gloating + Final Four Picks

A Tortured Fanbase In all sports, the emphasis is placed on the ending. But you’d be hard pressed to find one with more importance wrapped up in the finish than college basketball. All those weekday winter nights spent kicking ass. That six week stretch at the top of the polls. For what? The eyes of […]

Sweet Sixteen Picks + Analysis

Of course changes have to made. When a golfer gets cold on the greens, he audibles to a new putter. I’ve made a call to my bullpen and substituted my Dell computer in for my Mac. The Mac was sleek and sexy but this baby is my original work horse. My OG writing instrument. Just […]

NCAA Tourney 1st Round Gambling Picks + Full Bracket

Ranking Regions Hardest to Easiest Midwest: Top heavy with two heavyweight cheaters in UNC and UK (Wildcats also have ties to the illuminati). Both teams have had perhaps the highest level of overall tournament success in recent years along with Villanova. Features Iowa State and Kansas (2 of the top 3 Big12 teams). I wouldn’t sleep […]

Bowl Season Part 2 + Early Signing Day Takes

Tout Session I’m some type of psycho. Like for real. I’m going through life with blinders on, fully immersed in what I’m doing, and I sure as hell hope all my passengers are benefiting off the amount of work I’m putting into this. We went 5-0 last week. 100% return. Un-effing-defeated. We went 5-1 in […]

Bowl Season Part 1 + Final Committee Vote

“It’s a secret society, all we ask is trust.” – Jay-Z If you’re a regular reader and didn’t load up on the conference championship picks, I honestly feel bad for you. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink. After a shaky Week 13, the trolls fired up their keyboards […]

Conference Championship Picks + My Top Ten

The NWO strikes again. Somewhere around the time UGA went up 35-7 in the first quarter and Ohio State receivers were running wild on Michigan defenders, I realized that I had royally f***ed up. McKenzie Milton on crutches could of covered better than the Wolverine DBs Saturday. Michigan was completely and utterly exposed for the […]