Big Ten Conference Champion Bet

Michigan (+450) Tough games: @Notre Dame, Wisconsin, @Michigan State, Penn State, @Ohio State I’m aware Harbaugh’s Michigan teams have underperformed. I’m also aware he hasn’t even come close to sniffing a Big 10 championship game. But to be honest, I think the public perception of Harbaugh has swung too drastically into the negative. Say what you […]

Breaking Down and Predicting Tennessee’s 5 Game Gauntlet

SEC media days are behind us which means its acceptable to talk college football at nauseam once again. I have to confess, I highly enjoy summer ball talk. Its dubbed the silly season for good reason. The storylines get ridiculous, fanbases go at each other on Twitter, and more than a handful of heated discussions […]

The real reason you should be paying attention to the FBI’s NCAA basketball investigation

Well. Well. Well… So you’re telling me… college basketball coaches… have arranged for star prospects to receive a cash payment… in hopes of enticing them to attend their university? I am just flabbergasted. Positively floored. Totally didn’t see this coming. Except I’m not a sheep. If this news surprised you, I’m sure you also think; […]

Super Bowl LII Spectacular

“I’m wildin’ on my haters.” – Travis Scott I’m 8-2 and I’m not talkin about straight up, I’m talking about ATS. My only question for you is do you want to become rich and powerful? The secret to your dreams is directly tied to your confidence in riding the money train. I’m here to take […]

NFL Championship Picks

So we’re 6-2 ATS and The Year of the Dog is real people. Somewhere in Asia-land, an old, decrepit, medicine man is atop a mountain, slowly nodding his head as the forest winds howl around him. “Zing chi ho,” he quietly whispers. “Zing chi ho.” The faint details of the old man’s frame is all […]

Divisional Round Picks

Breaking: We’re dirty nasty sick at betting again. Let this decree ring out and reverberate off Vegas’s city walls. The echo sending a chill down the spine of every bookie while causing audible gasps from inside the sportsbooks. The bookies will turn upward, lifting a fist to the sky, and curse me vehemently. But I […]

SEC Bias/ NC Pick/ Wild Card Picks

I have to get something off my chest. Leading up to the college football playoff games, I swore up and down that I would be full throatily pulling for Boomer Sooner and Clemson. As a long time Tennessee fan, I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. Watching our rivals succeed while we flounder […]

Bowl Betting Extravaganza

Summoning: Spirit of the Coyote- Known for his cunning, caution, and adaptability. Smaller than his cousin the wolf, the coyote relies on a unique set of skills in comparison to the strategies of larger predators. The coyote has perfected the fission-fusion technique to expand his territory and minimalize the probabilities of being harmed. He senses […]

Bowl Season Part 2

“Twas the bowls before Christmas, when all thro’ the sportsbook, Every bettor was stirring, some biting the hook. The bets were placed at the window with care, In hopes that cash bags soon would be there. The degernates shop lines, with their laptop in bed, While visions of covers dance in their head.” What’s the […]

Bowl Season Part 1

I’m here to get my fix just like you. An old person once told me to beware of a man without a vice cause he’s probably got dead bodies buried in his yard. Now I’m no psychologist, but perhaps that old man had a point. Or then again, maybe he was just trying to justifying the fact that he had a horrible crack […]