NFL Championship Picks

So we’re 6-2 ATS and The Year of the Dog is real people. Somewhere in Asia-land, an old, decrepit, medicine man is atop a mountain, slowly nodding his head as the forest winds howl around him. “Zing chi ho,” he quietly whispers. “Zing chi ho.” The faint details of the old man’s frame is all […]

Divisional Round Picks

Breaking: We’re dirty nasty sick at betting again. Let this decree ring out and reverberate off Vegas’s city walls. The echo sending a chill down the spine of every bookie while causing audible gasps from inside the sportsbooks. The bookies will turn upward, lifting a fist to the sky, and curse me vehemently. But I […]

SEC Bias/ NC Pick/ Wild Card Picks

I have to get something off my chest. Leading up to the college football playoff games, I swore up and down that I would be full throatily pulling for Boomer Sooner and Clemson. As a long time Tennessee fan, I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. Watching our rivals succeed while we flounder […]

Bowl Betting Extravaganza

Summoning: Spirit of the Coyote- Known for his cunning, caution, and adaptability. Smaller than his cousin the wolf, the coyote relies on a unique set of skills in comparison to the strategies of larger predators. The coyote has perfected the fission-fusion technique to expand his territory and minimalize the probabilities of being harmed. He senses […]

Bowl Season Part 2

“Twas the bowls before Christmas, when all thro’ the sportsbook, Every bettor was stirring, some biting the hook. The bets were placed at the window with care, In hopes that cash bags soon would be there. The degernates shop lines, with their laptop in bed, While visions of covers dance in their head.” What’s the […]

Bowl Season Part 1

I’m here to get my fix just like you. An old person once told me to beware of a man without a vice cause he’s probably got dead bodies buried in his yard. Now I’m no psychologist, but perhaps that old man had a point. Or then again, maybe he was just trying to justifying the fact that he had a horrible crack […]

Fixing College Football

Attention everyone: I need you to stop what you’re doing and listen. I have an urgent news story. As I’m sure all of you fellow degenerate gamblers know, there’s no money bag opportunities this weekend aside from the game between the service academies. So instead of giving you a full breakdown of Army – Navy (I considered this), I figured I’d take this […]

Conference Championship Picks

This is a secret society. All I ask is trust. Tell me who your loyal to. Does it start with your woman or your man? Does it end with your family and friends? To be real, I feel the Money Train loyalty comes from the heart. Conference championship week tends to get me fired up. […]

CFB Week 13 Picks

Lucky Week 13. The stretch of time between Labor Day and Thanksgiving goes by like a blur. Every year it proves to be the fastest time on the calendar. Here we are in the final week containing a full slate of regular season games. I don’t mention this to frighten you. We have conference championships and bowl season in front […]