Conference Championship Picks

“Truly, I say to you, no prophet is acceptable in his hometown” – Luke 4:24 When will you people learn? What’s it going to take to get through to you? Help me, help you. If you consider yourself a professional in this business, and you got swept up in the dog fervor last week, shame […]

Divisional Picks

No fluff from me this week. Strictly business. Time to kill the haters and take care of my passengers. Let’s get cash stacks. Colts @ Chiefs -5 Everybody else getting off the Chiefs’ bandwagon = time for us to get on the Chiefs’ bandwagon. After last week’s collapse, I’m reverting back to Money Train core […]

Bowl Season Part 2 + Early Signing Day Takes

Tout Session I’m some type of psycho. Like for real. I’m going through life with blinders on, fully immersed in what I’m doing, and I sure as hell hope all my passengers are benefiting off the amount of work I’m putting into this. We went 5-0 last week. 100% return. Un-effing-defeated. We went 5-1 in […]

Bowl Season Part 1 + Final Committee Vote

“It’s a secret society, all we ask is trust.” – Jay-Z If you’re a regular reader and didn’t load up on the conference championship picks, I honestly feel bad for you. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink. After a shaky Week 13, the trolls fired up their keyboards […]

Conference Championship Picks + My Top Ten

The NWO strikes again. Somewhere around the time UGA went up 35-7 in the first quarter and Ohio State receivers were running wild on Michigan defenders, I realized that I had royally f***ed up. McKenzie Milton on crutches could of covered better than the Wolverine DBs Saturday. Michigan was completely and utterly exposed for the […]

CFB Week 13 Picks + My Top Ten

I’m not crying, you’re crying Its unreal that this is the final week of the regular season. It seems like just yesterday I was sitting out by the pool, doing my preseason research with a cold brewski in hand. It never fails that the stretch from Labor Day to Thanksgiving feels like a blur… With […]

CFB Week 12 Picks + My Top Ten

Often imitated but never duplicated. Its a tough task keeping up with us. Not only do I write riveting pieces week in and week out, the picks have been white hot. We literally haven’t had a losing performance since Week 2, and like championship teams, we are peaking at the right time. Last week we […]

CFB Week 11 Picks + My Top Ten

A-Rob has a weird week + a bone to pick To say last week was a roller coaster would be an understatement. Officially, the way the picks were given out, I went 5-5-1 (which brings us to 58-44-2 on the year). However, many of you did better as lines moved in our favor and if […]

CFB Week 10 Picks

Will we ever lose again? The level of success we have had is borderline unprecedented. I’ve had years where my overall percentage has been better, but I can’t recall the last time I’ve rattled off seven straight weeks of winning picks. Last week we went 7-4-1 to bring our yearly total to 53-39-1 (57.6%) and […]

CFB Week 9 Picks

“Write about what you know about” – Mark Twain Every week I put a lot of energy into writing these miniature literary masterpieces for your reading pleasure, but lets get one thing straight. At the very heart of this project it has been, and will always be, about one thing: Delivering you stone cold cash […]